40Wife : Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband : Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife : Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband : Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Hindi
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
10Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
English
00Husband to Wife : Yeh lo dear, a rose for you.
Wife : Kya baat hai, aaj bahut pyaar aa raha hai.
Husband : Ek dost ki shav-yatra mein gaya tha
bas wahi se leta aa raha hun..
Hindi |
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
00
English
10Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Hindi
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
10My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
English
10Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.
Hindi
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
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