Wife: Darling, Mujhse Koi Aisi Baat Kaho Ki Main Khush Bhi Quotes

Wife : Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband : Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife : Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband : Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."

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