10Eyes are good friends..
See together,
weep together,
close together.
But when a girl comes,
one eye starts blinking.
Moral- A girl can break good friendship .
English
10Mirrors can't talk.
And lucky for you they can't laugh.
English |
41Premi apni premika se:
Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad..
arre zaalim keechad bahut ho jaata hai barsaat ke baad.
Hindi
80Paani mein tairna machchli ka style,
hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
different message bhejna apna style,
free mein sms padhna aapka style..
Padho-padho..kanjoos..
Hindi
62Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo,
aankhon mein kaajal lagaana kaafi nahi hai,
gale mein neemboo-mirch bhi latkaayaa karo.
Hindi
11Purushottam shri Ramchandraji ko lanka safar ke liye
500 bandaro ki zaroorat hai.
499 pahoonch chuke hai.
sms milte hi turant niklo.
JAI SHRI RAM!
Hindi
41God is so wise that He created friends without a price tag
because if He did, then i couldn't have afforded u...
5-10 paise ke sikke aajkal kahaan milte hain!!
Hindi
21Year 1924..
March..
wednesday..
23rd..
evening ..
6 O'clock..
32 mins..
53.52 secs..
Nothing happened.
U carry on ur work.
English
11KBC dweetiya!!
Chaliye aaie, aap aur hum is khel ko khelte hain.
Q: Nobody's like U, coz u r:
A: Fool
B: Monkey
C: Idiot
D: Mental
kya kahaa, 50/50 use karna chaahte hain.
Computerji plz do galat jawaab mitaa dijiye,
aur hamaare saamne rehne dijiye
1 sahi aur 1 galat jawaab.
B: Monkey
D: Mental
so u want to use ph. a friend lifeline?????
OK.....call me i'll tell u!!!!!!!!!
Hindi
40Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".
English
02God saw me hungry, he created Domino's,
God saw me thirsty he created Limca - Frooti,
God saw me walking he created Mercedes Benz.,
God saw me without any problem, he created you..
English |
70Apne dimaag ko test karne ke liye
Cow ke saame sir karke khade ho jaao.
Agar woh dooor jaaye to samajh lena gobar hai,
agar paas aaye to bhoosa hai,
aur agar na dooor jaaye aur na paas aaye
to samajh lena khaali hai.
Hindi
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