A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said - 'Best Years Of My Life Quotes

A famous inspirational speaker said -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added -
'She was my mother.'
Applause & Laughter.
A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink he said loudly to his wife , in kitchen -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Standing for a moment
trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out -
'I can't remember .'

Motorist: Say, this darned car won't climb a hill!
You said it was a fine machine!
Dealer: I said: 'On the level it's a good car.'

New Teacher:
Students tell ur name and hobbies.
Now Boys start:
I am Robert, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
I am Rohit, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
I am Raghu, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
Teacher: I wonder u all have same hobbies, next girl..
I am bubble.

Kisi ne is par nazar daali..
Kisi ne us par nazar daali..
humne jis par nazar daali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kar daali.

Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho?
Boy: Tum sabko kyon try karti ho..?

Height of Confidence
All the aeronautics professors were called and
they were asked to sit in an aeroplane.
After they sat, they were told that
the plane was made by their students.
All of them hurried out of the plane but
only one of them didn't move.
He said: If it's made by my students,
it won't even start..!

Someday your prince will come.
Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.