One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."

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A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

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Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.

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If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

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The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

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Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

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A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

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