2433 student raat ko study krte the
unke paas ghadi ⌚ nahi thi
.
.
.
B.Sc. student - Yaar time kya ho raha hai..?
.
.
.
.
Medical student - Pata nahi yaar humare paas ghadi ⌚ nahi hai.
.
.
.
Commerce.student ne 1 pathar utha kar samne girls hostel ke darwaze pe maara,
1 ladki nikli or boli ..?
Kamino raat ke pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao.
Thats the commerce logic……😜😜
DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COMMERCE STUDENTS 😛😝
Hindi |
54Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..
English
2433 student raat ko study krte the
unke paas ghadi ⌚ nahi thi
.
.
.
B.Sc. student - Yaar time kya ho raha hai..?
.
.
.
.
Medical student - Pata nahi yaar humare paas ghadi ⌚ nahi hai.
.
.
.
Commerce.student ne 1 pathar utha kar samne girls hostel ke darwaze pe maara,
1 ladki nikli or boli ..?
Kamino raat ke pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao.
Thats the commerce logic……😜😜
DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COMMERCE STUDENTS 😛😝
Hindi |
120A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.
English
130Teacher: Late kyun aaye?
Kid: Mummy papa ki ladaai ho gayi.
Teacher: To late kyun hue?
Kid: Mera ek joota mummy ke paas tha aur
dusra papa ke paas..
Hindi
302An engineering student
Sir, we have made a thing
with which we can see through wall.
Teacher - Wow, what is that ?
Student - Hole..
English |
130Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?
English
52Paying money for other's mistake
will happen only in..
.
.
School, College, University in the name of
Re-valuation..
English |
160Teacher To Boy: Ek Taraf bhains Hai,
ek Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge?
Boy: bhains
Teacher: Galat. Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta.
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Lega na.
Hindi
150Father: Tere result da ki baniya..?
Son: Dr. sahib da munda fail ho gaya.
Father: Te tera result..?
Son: Headmaster sahib da munda v fail ho gaya.
Father: Tu apna te dass.
Son: Khanna sahib da munda v fail hai.
Father: Kanjra tera result ki hai..?
Son: Tussi kehra bill gates ho, tuhada munda v fail ho gaya..
Punjabi
130A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel,
Dear dad: No money. No fun. Your son.
His father replied: So sad. Very bad. Your dad.
English |
61Principal: Late kyun aaye?
Student: Bike broke down.
Principal: Bus mein nahi aa sakte the?
Student: Maine bola tha sir,
par aapki beti ke nakhre bade hain..
Hindi
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