Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..

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English |
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Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.

01

English

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FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.

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English |

Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.

20

Hindi

When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

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English

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

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English |

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

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English

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

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Hindi |

Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.

10

English

Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!

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English

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