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रोये वो इस कदर उनकी लाश से लिपटकर
के लाश खुद उठ कर बोली
ले तू मर जा पहले
बदतमीज ऊपर ही चढ़े जा रहा है गर्मी में ..

Roye woh is kadar unki laash se lipatkar
ke laash khud uth kar boli
le tu mar ja pehle
badtameez upar hi chade jaa raha hai garmi mein..

ਨਿਕੰਮੀ ਔਲਾਦ ਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਘੱਟ ਸੇਵਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾਏ
ਘਰ ਉੰਨਾ ਜ਼ਯਾਦਾ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ ..

A baniya boy on date with his girlfrnd.
On coming back home,
His dad: Kitne rupye kharche?
Son: 500
Dad: (angrily) 500?
Son: Haa! wo itne hi leke aayi thi.

At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!


Gues d name of dat book?



"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"

Rs15O/-

Lawyer: Now that we have won,
will you tell me confidentially
if you stole the money?
Client: Well, after hearing you talk in court yesterday,
I am beginning to think I didn't.

New Teacher:
Students tell ur name and hobbies.
Now Boys start:
I am Robert, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
I am Rohit, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
I am Raghu, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
Teacher: I wonder u all have same hobbies, next girl..
I am bubble.

Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.