Na keh galti mere peene ko,
ki is-se hui hai fir roshan meri shaam-e-tanha,
ki is-se fir mehfil-e-aagaaz ho gayaa..

00

Urdu

Jo poori sardi nahi nahaaye,
ho rahi unko nehlaane ki tayyari,
baahar nahi tum aaye to,
ghar mein aa kar maarenge pichkaari.

Sambhal kar rehna..aur please holi se pehle bhi naha lena..

00

Hindi |

बेशक़ ये लाज़मी नहीं हर ज़िन्दगी सितारों से खेले
टूटी टहनियों से भी गुड़ियाँ बनती हैं ..

50

Hindi |

Just when relatives and friends were
taking a dead lady towards crematorium ground
the coffin hit a road-side pole
and the lady jolts back to life .
After some years the lady died again.
This time when the corpse was on it's way
husband was repeating just these -
Watch out Poles..Watch out Poles..

00

English |

हवाई जहाज़ में बैठ कर देखिये
उड़ान केवल परिंदों का हक़ नहीं ..

Try an aeroplane
flying is not limited to birds..

134

Hindi |

Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..

118

Hindi |

A kid asked Santa : Are you Punjabi?
Santa (proudly) : Yes.
Santa : But how do you know?
Kid : You are wearing a Kada.
Santa asks the kid : Are you Punjabi too?
Kid : Yes.
Santa : Do you drink Lassi daily?
Kid : No
Santa : Sorry, but then you are not a Punjabi.
Kid : Oh, I am Haryanvi.
Santa : Do you eat Ghee daily?
Kid : Yes
Santa (happily) : Yes, then you are Haryanvi..

00

English |

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

90

English |

Mama - mama don't be late,
Father's waiting at the gate,
If you get me a sweet little pie,
that would be really great..

105

English |

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