Doli mein aai hun
arthi pe jaaungi
saat feron ke saaton vachan
saat janmo tak nibhaungi..

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Hindi |

Just when relatives and friends were
taking a dead lady towards crematorium ground
the coffin hit a road-side pole
and the lady jolts back to life .
After some years the lady died again.
This time when the corpse was on it's way
husband was repeating just these -
Watch out Poles..Watch out Poles..

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English |

They had had their usual altercation over the breakfast table, and hubby exclaimed:
"What would you do if I were one of those husbands
who get up cross in the morning, bang the things about, and
kick because the coffee is cold?"

"Why," replied his wife , "I should make it hot for you!"

01

English |

The most important thing a father can do
for his children is to love their mother..

22

English |

Hariyali Jhoola Teej hai aayo
naach reho baagaan ma mor
baithe ho aap office ma
aur main ho ri ghar ma bore..

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217

Hindi |

Gangaur utsav ke bhabhi bolein geet
Pooja vrat ki thali
le mehndi waale haathon mein
aao khaayein Ghewar, Bahadura, Chauguni ke Ladoo
aur bolein Jai Maa Gauri ki sab..

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156

Hindi |

Banta: Woh dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Santa : Arre tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aaya hoga..

1310

Hindi |

Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.

1419

Hindi |

Wife : I am firing out the driver form service,
because it is the second time that i escaped death today due to his rash driving.
Husband : Dear, just give him one more chance.

21

English |

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