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What is meant by ABCDEFG..?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
GFEDCBA means..?
Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again.

30

English

The time since i met you,
i have realised that
a friend like you is
worth a million dollars.
So, if you don't mind..
"Shall i sell you..?"

20

English

Kyon mera dil dukhate ho?
Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho?
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum
VIM BAR se nahaate ho..

93

Hindi |

Ni Ni Sa sa re re sa sa re re
Saaa reee saa ree dha maa pa
dha maa pa dha Nii sa re
ga ma re pa
He He..
bas karo mere Indian Idol..

14

English |
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Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".

40

English

If 10 people in the world miss you,
I am one of them.
If 5 people miss you,
I am one of them.
If one person misses you,
that's me.
If no one misses you, it means
I have also other tasks to do
Mainu hor v kam ne..

30

English |

Aaapka charcha hai har gali mein
har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyaar hai
yeh koi chamatkaar nahi
time hi aisa hai
kyunki kuch hi dino mein rakhi ka tyohaar hai..

60

Hindi |

Gabbar: Arre o sambha.. yeh sms padhne waalaa
insaan hai ki langoor..?
Sambha: Sardaar agar reply kiya to insaan ..
nahi kiya to langoor.
Abhi pataa chal jaayega.

47

Hindi

Five roses just for you
because you are a special person:
1st rose - for friendship
2nd rose - for trust
3rd rose - for wealth
4th rose - for happiness
and the last 5th kaan par lagaa lena.

21

Hindi

Girl: Meri ek - ek saans pe dus - dus ladke marte hain.
Boy: To tu koi achcha sa Toothpaste kyon nahi karti paagal..

51

Hindi |

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