Ae Insaan Tu Kamaal Hai, Be-misaal Hai, Tere Ehsaan Be-shumaar, Tere Quotes

Ae insaan tu kamaal hai, be-misaal hai,
tere ehsaan be-shumaar, tere zurm be-hisaab hain,
tera hona jannat ya tera hona jahannum,
faisla kaise de quazi, pecheeda sawaal hai..

Be the wind that just not passes through a tree
but makes it dance..

वो थकते नहीं हमारी बुराई करते
कोई गैर कुछ बोल दे
तो उन्हें बर्दाश्त भी नहीं ..

Maujein saahil ko chooti to hain
magar yun har baar uth ke chala nahi jaata
khalish mein zindagi basar karna aasaan hai
khwaaisho'n ke janaaze manzil se dooor hi rakhenge..

What is innocence?
Innocence is playing with an empty glass,
dropping it but picking again and sipping..

Santa was in tears after receiving a Rakhi.
Why??
Because ਪ੍ਰੀਤੋ ਨੇ ਇਹ ਠੀਕ ਨਹੀਂ ਕੀਤਾ ..

A kid asked Santa : Are you Punjabi?
Santa (proudly) : Yes.
Santa : But how do you know?
Kid : You are wearing a Kada.
Santa asks the kid : Are you Punjabi too?
Kid : Yes.
Santa : Do you drink Lassi daily?
Kid : No
Santa : Sorry, but then you are not a Punjabi.
Kid : Oh, I am Haryanvi.
Santa : Do you eat Ghee daily?
Kid : Yes
Santa (happily) : Yes, then you are Haryanvi..