Jeevan ka sabse bada rog,
"Kya Kahenge Log.."

180

Hindi |

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I always wonder why birds choose
to stay in the same place
when they can fly anywhere on the earth,
then I ask myself the same question.
- Harun Yahya

00

English |

हसरतों - ख़्वाहिशों को हक़ीक़त कर दे
कर दे आसमां सी हैसियत
है इस शहर में सब कुछ मुमकिन
फक़त साफ़ हवा और पानी को छोड़ के ..

20

Hindi |

Ek ajeeb haqiqat:
100 Rs. ka note bahut zyaada lagta hai
jab kisi gareeb ko dena ho aur
bahut kam lagta hai jab kisi hotel mein baithe hon.
Teen minute bhagwaan ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai magar
teen ghante ki film dekhna bahut aasaan hai.
Poore din office ke baad gym jaana nahi thakaata magar
jab apne hi maa-baap ke pair dabaane hon to hum thak jaate hain..

226

Hindi

Behtreen insaan apni mithi jubaan se hi jana jata hai,
warna achhi baatein to deewaron par bhi likhi hoti hai..

134

Hindi |

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Three Things to Watch:
Beauty, Behaviour, Action
Three Things to Control:
Tongue, Temper, Temptation
Three Things to LOVE :
Purity, Honesty, Hard Work
Now send it to Three lazy people as i did..

13

English |

Mere bazurgon ka saya tha jab talak mujh par
main apni umar se chota dikhayi deta tha..

44

Hindi |

Jo Safar Ki Shuruwat Karte He,
Woh Manzil Ko Paar Karte He,

Ek Bar Chalne Ka Hounsla Rakho,
Musafiron Ka Toh Raste Bhi Intezar Karte hai.

263

Hindi

Laws are the spider's webs which,
if anything small falls into them they ensnare it,
but large things break through and escape.
- Solon

00

English |

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
- Confucius

- Vikas Umrao

11

English |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

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