00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
00The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
English
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
00After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."
English
00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
English
00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
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