00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
30Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..
English |
00Women live a Better,Longer
& Peaceful Life ,
as compared to men.
WHY?
Santa replied:
Because Women don't have a Wife !
English |
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
10A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
English
31Specially for Valentine's day
- Tarun Goma
Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)
English |
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
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