My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

00

English
taj.jpg

एक बार संता को उदास बैठा हुआ देख कर बंता ने उस से पूछा;
बंता: ओये संता क्या हुआ बड़ा उदास बैठा है?
संता: बस यार एक मुश्किल में पड़ गया हूँ समझ नहीं आ रहा कि क्या करूँ!
बंता: अरे ऐसी भी क्या बात हो गयी?
संता: कुछ नहीं यार बस इतनी सी परेशानी है कि अगर बीवी मेकअप करती है
तो खर्चा बर्दाश्त नहीं होता और
अगर मेकअप नहीं करती तो बीवी बर्दाश्त नहीं होती!

- Hemant Singh
30

Hindi |

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

00

English

Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!

31

Hindi

When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.

20

English

Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.

01

English

आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle

 Apne dil ki suno,


Phir

 Dimaag ki suno 

Aur


Finally

 Majboor hoke wahi karo


Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.

20

Hindi |

Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.

10

Hindi

♥ Recommended for You »

  1. हर रंग एक एहसास है थोड़ा महसूस कीजिए होली का ..
  2. We Hope To Find You Again Preceding Us Paving Way For ..
  3. When You Don T Know Why You Love Yes Then You Are ..
  4. May This Christmas Bring Smiles At Your Doorstep Joy In Your ..
  5. Ishq Dariya Hai Jiska Saahil Nahi Hota Har Dil Mohabbat Ke ..
  6. Allif Allah Chambe Di Booti Murshid Mann Vich Layi Hu Nafi Asbaat ..
  7. Loving Someone Who Doesn T Love You Back Is Like Hugging A ..
  8. कट गया पेड़ मगर ताल्लुक की बात थी बैठे रहे ज़मीन ..
  9. Because Of A Great Love One Is Courageous Lao Tzu ..
  10. Dosti Is Something That No One Can Hate Dosti Is A ..

Share & Let Everyone Read









Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us

Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..



What's more

moderated-content-kids-safe

Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.
sms-api-always-win

API

Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.
rate-content

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.