I always wonder why birds choose
to stay in the same place
when they can fly anywhere on the earth,
then I ask myself the same question.
- Harun Yahya

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People may throw stones in your path.
It depends on you what you make of it
Walls or Bridge
You are the architect of Your Life ..

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English |

Jeevan me agar bahut pareshan ho gaye ho to
ek lambi rassi lo aur ek badey ped pe bandh ke
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Jhula - Jhulo Yaar.. Enjoy Karo !
Be Positive..

203

Hindi |

लटका दिए आखिरकार निर्भया के गुनहगार
आज हर मां के दिल से आती होगी यही पुकार
धन्यवाद भारत के कानून धन्यवाद भारत सरकार ।

40

Hindi |

पराली जलाकर - पेड़ काटकर
अपने ही भाईयों का दम घोंटता रहा
और ज़्यादा पाने की चाहत में
फसलों में ज़हर घोलता रहा
यह सोच कर की कोई और सोयेगा
अपने ही ताबूत में कीलें ठोकता रहा ।।

50

Hindi |

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Meri gurbat ne udaaya hai mere fun ka mazaq,
teri daulat ne tere aeb chupa rakhe hain..

194

Urdu |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

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English |

सफ़र की लम्बाई मीलों से नहीं
तन्हाई से बयाँ होती है ..

133

Hindi |

Jaha yaad na aaye teri woh tanhai kis kaam ki,
bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kaam ki,
beshak apni manzil tak jana hai humein,
par jaha se apne na dikhe woh unchai kis kaam ki..

142

Hindi |

People, food, colour, air, language everything changes..
But the sky looks the same wherever you go..

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English |

We can always lose SOMETHING for SOMEONE,
but we should not lose SOMEONE for SOMETHING
Because life can return SOMETHING but not SOMEONE.

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English

Apne Ghum Ki Numaish Na Kar,
Apne Nasib Ki Aazmaish Na Kar,
Jo Tera hai khud Aayega Tere Paas,
Har roz oose pane ki khwaish Na Kar.

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Hindi |

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