10Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly
and for the same reason.
English |
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00If we can't change ourself
we have no right to change the world ..
English |
147नहीं चाहिए सौगातें अम्बर में जाने की
जाने कब ख़त्म होगी प्रथा मैला ढोने की
मैं भी मानव तू भी इंसान
फिर क्यों ना हो ख़त्म घृणा और उपेक्षा ..
Hindi |
00If you've been trained to listen
to mistakes your whole life ,
you forget to listen to opportunities.
- Lucia Micarelli
English |
00If today were perfect,
there would be no need for tomorrow..
English |
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13अगर एक प्राइवेट कंपनी हर तिमाही
अपनी आय का लेखा - जोखा
प्रस्तुत कर सकती है तो फिर
एक प्राइवेट स्कूल क्यों नहीं ?
शिक्षा की आड़ में व्यापार
कब तक सहेगा हिन्दुस्तान ?
जो नेता और पार्टी वोट मांगने आए
उससे पूछना ये सवाल |
Hindi |
90Patience n silence are two powerful energies..
'Patience' makes u mentally strong
where as
'Silence' makes u emotionally strong.
English |
60Silence is the best answer for all questions.
Smiling is the best reaction in all situations.
Unfortunately
neither of them
helps in interview..
English
51मंडियों में क्यों हर साल हज़ारों टन गेहूं
बारिश में गीला हो जाता है
जलती धूप में पसीना बहा कर
जो नाज़ों से सींचे मोती
क्यों उनको बिना तरपाल
खुले में छोड़ दिया जाता है
क्या कभी कोई इस जुर्म की सज़ा भी पाता है ..
Hindi |
00He who knows to stop at what he does not know is perfect.
English
10330ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਘਰ ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਲੈਣ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ
ਪਰ ਹੁਣ
.
.
ਸੈਲਫੀਆਂ ..
Punjabi |
00To be happy with a man,
u must understand him a lot n
love him to a certain extent.
But 2 be happy with a woman
u must love her a lot n
try NOT to understand her at all.
English
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