Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly
and for the same reason.

10

English |

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नहीं चाहिए सौगातें अम्बर में जाने की
जाने कब ख़त्म होगी प्रथा मैला ढोने की
मैं भी मानव तू भी इंसान
फिर क्यों ना हो ख़त्म घृणा और उपेक्षा ..

147

Hindi |

If today were perfect,
there would be no need for tomorrow..

00

English |

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अगर एक प्राइवेट कंपनी हर तिमाही
अपनी आय का लेखा - जोखा
प्रस्तुत कर सकती है तो फिर
एक प्राइवेट स्कूल क्यों नहीं ?
शिक्षा की आड़ में व्यापार
कब तक सहेगा हिन्दुस्तान ?
जो नेता और पार्टी वोट मांगने आए
उससे पूछना ये सवाल |

13

Hindi |

Patience n silence are two powerful energies..
'Patience' makes u mentally strong
where as
'Silence' makes u emotionally strong.

90

English |

Silence is the best answer for all questions.
Smiling is the best reaction in all situations.
Unfortunately
neither of them
helps in interview..

60

English

मंडियों में क्यों हर साल हज़ारों टन गेहूं
बारिश में गीला हो जाता है
जलती धूप में पसीना बहा कर
जो नाज़ों से सींचे मोती
क्यों उनको बिना तरपाल
खुले में छोड़ दिया जाता है
क्या कभी कोई इस जुर्म की सज़ा भी पाता है ..

51

Hindi |

He who knows to stop at what he does not know is perfect.

00

English

ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਘਰ ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਲੈਣ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ
ਪਰ ਹੁਣ
.
.
ਸੈਲਫੀਆਂ ..

10330

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