00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
20A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
English
01
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
00I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
English
10
English
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
10What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.
English
00Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?
English |
1419Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
Hindi |
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