10tabula rasa was i before landing at thy door,
tabula rasa i am after leaving thy door..
English |
1312Taaiji to bachcha:
Kal brekfast mein hum kya khaaenge?
Bachcha: Aaloo ke paraanthe.
Taaiji: Aur uske baad hum kya karein?
Bachcha: Lunch..
Hindi |
00Cooking is good
when it's not about stories..
English |
133साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..
Hindi |
01Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
English |
20How does Santa plays holi ..?
?
?
?
Any guess..?
He applies heena (mehndi) on hair of people who come at home..
Sachchi badaa hi nice munda hai ji..
Hindi |
20The purpose of human life is
to learn.
To learn to listen .
To learn to smile.
To learn to give.
To learn to forgive.
To learn to say thanks.
To learn to say I love you.
To learn to accept.
To learn to respect.
To learn to help.
To learn to admire.
To learn to experience.
To learn to explore.
To learn to be curious.
To learn to play.
To learn to be calm.
To learn to be friendly.
To learn to be willing.
To learn to be ready.
To learn to lead.
To learn to be humane.
To learn compassion.
To learn persistence.
To learn gratitude.
To learn to appreciate.
To learn to take risks.
To learn to guide.
To learn to recite.
To learn to feel.
To learn to follow.
To learn to fight.
To learn to ignore.
To learn to try.
To learn to enjoy.
To learn to fall.
To learn to rise.
English |
01Enlightenment is so common
yet we don't find it..
English |
2417गाये कोयल, नाचे मोर
जय माँ का गूंजे नभ में शोर
आओ भक्तों कर लो गुणगान
जीवन मृत्यु का है दूजा नाम..
शुभ नवरात्रि..!
Hindi |
11What magic can a million dollars do
when gazed over, touched, or even hugged
to someone who is mesmerized
by your simple smile..
English |
03We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..
English |
2223होगा जशन धमाके वाला
सब साथी थामेंगे प्याला
देखो कहीं भूल ना जाना
दिवाली हमारे संग मनाना ..
Hindi |
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