Lawyer: Now That We Have Won, Will You Tell Me Confidentially If Quotes

Lawyer: Now that we have won,
will you tell me confidentially
if you stole the money?
Client: Well, after hearing you talk in court yesterday,
I am beginning to think I didn't.

Vidaai ke time DULHE ka mobile baja,

DULHAN ne thapad maar diya....?

Ringtone thi-

"Dil me chupake pyar ka armaan le chale,
hum aaj apni maut ka saaman le chale"

The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter
concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among
the members of the congregation.
The letter opened in this form:
"Dear Friends:
"I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen,
because I know you so well."

Ek baat humesha yaad rakhna mere dost ..
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Train kabhi puncture nahi hoti..

Commerce professor asks a student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Student: Father-in-law

Why smart people always say they are busy?
Think.
I will tell you later,
right now i am busy..

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..