Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai aur
rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga ke soya karoon..?
Doctor: Darwaaze ki Kundi!

187

Hindi

Doctor to patient's Friend : Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum ise bacha lete.

Friend : But sir 15 minute pehle to accident hua hai !!

245

Hindi |

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai aur
rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga ke soya karoon..?
Doctor: Darwaaze ki Kundi!

187

Hindi

Some people are just too nice..
They'll tell you clearly that
they come in 30 percent tax slab
so they will accept payment only in cash..
Genuinely such a good DOCTOR..

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21

English |

The physician turned from the telephone to his wife :
"I must hurry to Mrs. Jones' boy--he's sick."
"Is it serious?", asked the wife .
"Yes. I don't know what's the matter with him,
but she has a book on what to do before the doctor comes."

32

English |

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte mein poora karo aur baad mein aake milo.
Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe..

- Tarun Goma
308

Hindi |

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