If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me

40

English |

If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me

40

English |

PUNJABI
P: Pangebaaz
U: Unbeatable
N: Naughty
J: Joshiley
A: Azaad
B: Bahadur
I: Intelligent

60

Punjabi |

Trust me, when I woke up today
I had no plans to be awesome,
but still it happened again.

61

English |

Sajda hai dil mein tarane bahut hain
zindagi jeene ke bahane bahut hain
kis kis ko sms karun
kambakht is nacheez ke diwane bahut hain..

52

Urdu |

One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is ?

41

English |

Cello the pen of India
Lux the soap of India
Amul the taste of India
You the waste of India
the star of India..

62

English |

Sheeshe mein Shakal,
Paper mein Nakal,
Function mein Thaali,
Mazaak mein Saali,
Pyaas mein Paani,
Raja ko Rani,
Pyaar mein Sanam, aur
Life mein Hum..
Badi Kismat se milte hain..

3017

Hindi |

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

31

English |

It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

43

English |

Everybody wants.. someone special,
someone nice, someone thoughtful,
someone honest, someone cute,
someone perfect, someone attractive,
but why always me yaar.....!!

40

English |

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