01A guy sits next to a lady and a dog.
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The lady answers, "Never!"
The man reaches out to pet the dog,
and the dog bites his hand.
The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The woman replies, "He doesn't. That's not my dog."
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