Ek student ko apni Life mein,
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
.
.
Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
?
?
?
?
?
?
Copy chhupa lo
Pichhe wala dekh raha hai....
.
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai...

- Tarun Goma
163

Hindi |

Height of Challenge
In an exam a student just writes one line
leaving the rest of the answer sheet blank:
Pass me, if you have can.

72

English

Teacher: Dhritrashtra ke 100 putra the aur
Paandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun..?
Student: Madam, jinki aankhein hoti hain,
unhe aur bhi kaam hote hain..

90

Hindi

Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.

110

English

Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty..?
Kid: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

43

English |

Syllabus tough hai to kya hua
mil kar parchi chala-enge..
Upar se nahi to na sahi
hum niche se hi top kar dikhaayenge..

52

Hindi |

Teacher: Late kyun aaye?
Kid: Mummy papa ki ladaai ho gayi.
Teacher: To late kyun hue?
Kid: Mera ek joota mummy ke paas tha aur
dusra papa ke paas..

130

Hindi

Principal: Late kyun aaye?
Student: Bike broke down.
Principal: Bus mein nahi aa sakte the?
Student: Maine bola tha sir,
par aapki beti ke nakhre bade hain..

61

Hindi

Father: Tere result da ki baniya..?
Son: Dr. sahib da munda fail ho gaya.
Father: Te tera result..?
Son: Headmaster sahib da munda v fail ho gaya.
Father: Tu apna te dass.
Son: Khanna sahib da munda v fail hai.
Father: Kanjra tera result ki hai..?
Son: Tussi kehra bill gates ho, tuhada munda v fail ho gaya..

150

Punjabi

An engineering student
Sir, we have made a thing
with which we can see through wall.
Teacher - Wow, what is that ?
Student - Hole..

302

English |

Student to God : Hazaaron ki kismat tere haath thi,
agar paas kar dete to kya baat thi..
God replied: Ishq thoda kam ladaate to kya baat thi,
kitaabe to saari tere paas thi..

123

Hindi

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