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Three stupid stages of life :
Teen-age: Have time and energy but no money
Working-age: Have money and energy but no time
Old-age: Have time and money but no energy..

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs
- except in laboratories.

Zindagi to kisi aur ki bakshi hui amaanat hai Faraz
hum to faqat saanson ki rasam ada karte hain..

H_NDU MUSL_M S_KH CHR_ST_AN S_NDH PUNJAB_ ..
see how we lose our identity when we forget "I" of INDIAN..