158सबके दिल में प्यार का अरमान बन कर जी सकूं,
- Vikas Umrao
मुश्किलें में भी कभी आसान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुझसे मेरी जात, मजहब, नाम सब कुछ छीन लो,
जिससे मैं इंसान, बस इंसान बन कर जी सकूं..
Hindi |

10Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly
and for the same reason.
English |
31Three stupid stages of life :
Teen-age: Have time and energy but no money
Working-age: Have money and energy but no time
Old-age: Have time and money but no energy..
English
10630ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਘਰ ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਲੈਣ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ
ਪਰ ਹੁਣ
.
.
ਸੈਲਫੀਆਂ ..
Punjabi |
10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English

10If you never taste a bad apple.
- Harshad
you would never appreciate a good apple.
sometimes we need to experience bitterness of life
to understand the value of sweetness..
English |
00Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs
- except in laboratories.
English |
10If you don't like a rule
follow it,
reach the top
and then change it..
English |
200Zindagi to kisi aur ki bakshi hui amaanat hai Faraz
hum to faqat saanson ki rasam ada karte hain..
Urdu |
263Apne Ghum Ki Numaish Na Kar,
Apne Nasib Ki Aazmaish Na Kar,
Jo Tera hai khud Aayega Tere Paas,
Har roz oose pane ki khwaish Na Kar.
Hindi |
20H_NDU MUSL_M S_KH CHR_ST_AN S_NDH PUNJAB_ ..
see how we lose our identity when we forget "I" of INDIAN..
English
30Don't compare yourself to anyone because
You are most important for You..☺
English |
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