30What you will do if one day
whole world will be on one side and
you on opposite..??
.....
?????
Just turn back and
you will be the leader of the whole world !!
English
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00You can lead a horse to water,
but you can't make it drink..
English |
30Bill Gates give Rs. 50 tip to waiter.
Waiter: Sir, yesterday your son gave Rs. 500 tip and
you gave only 50..?
Bill Gates: He is the son of a millionaire,
I am the son of a farmer..
English
60उनके खत मैं पढ़ता भी तो कैसे
स्याही नहीं वो जज़्बातों से लिखते थे
सच कहने सुनने से दुःख होता
इसलिए मख़मली ख़्वाबों के पुलिंदे सीते थे ..
Hindi |
12Life is at its weakest when
there are more doubts than trust.
But Life is at its strongest when
you learn how to trust inspite of the doubts.
English
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180Jeevan ka sabse bada rog,
"Kya Kahenge Log.."
Hindi |
30Sometimes smiling is the greatest act of defiance,
and sometimes asking for help
is the most meaningful example of self-reliance.
Sometimes the best medicine is to
just laugh until you cry,
and sometimes the greatest wisdom comes from
accepting you will just never know why.
Sometimes just going to bed is the best antidote
to trials and tribulations,
and sometimes just being blessed to get up again
and face it all, for one more day, is worthy of celebration..
English |
00Life is an echo, all comes back,
the good, the bad, the false, and the true so,
give the world the best you have and
the best will come back to you.
English
4222पानी आँखों का मरा, मरी शर्म और लाज !
कहे बहू अब सास से, घर में मेरा राज !!
भाई भी करता नहीं, भाई पर विश्वास !
बहन पराई हो गयी, साली खासमखास !!
मंदिर में पूजा करें, घर में करें कलेश !
बापू तो बोझा लगे, पत्थर लगे गणेश !!
बचे कहाँ अब शेष हैं, दया, धर्म, ईमान !
पत्थर के भगवान हैं, पत्थर दिल इंसान !!
पत्थर के भगवान को, लगते छप्पन भोग !
मर जाते फुटपाथ पर, भूखे - प्यासे लोग !!
फैला है पाखंड का, अन्धकार सब ओर !
पापी करते जागरण, मचा - मचा कर शोर !!
पहन मुखौटा धर्म का, करते दिन भर पाप!
भंडारे करते फिरें, घर में भूखा बाप !!
Hindi |
194अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..
Hindi |
55ज़िन्दगी का एक नाम संतुलन भी है
और यह विचारों में भी होना चाहिए ..
Hindi |
40You will never know true happiness
until you have truly loved,
and you will never understand what pain really is
until you have lost it.
English |
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