00Before I criticize a man,
I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
he's a mile away and barefoot..
English |
30Smart Father
- Tarun Goma
Beta - Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Baap - Beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet,
picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai.... :P ;-)
Hindi |
40Chand per likh du Naam Aapka,
Aisa Dil chaahta hai..
..
..
Lekin
..
..
Ek to humaara haath wahaan tak nahi jaata hai aur dusra
yeh khayaal humesha dopeher mein hi aata hai..
Hindi |
82Ek Chinti aur Haathi ko Prem ho gaya..
Chinti ke Maa-Baap ne Shaadi se inkar kar diya..
Reason poocha to kaha:
Ladke ke daant Baahar hai!!
Hindi
20Lalooji ek mahina bush se
english ki training le kar aaye.
Ek din ek phone aaya to lalooji bole:
"Who iz ispeaking?"
Jawaab aaya:
"Hum sasoora BUSHWAA..!!"
Hindi
20Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.
Hindi
20Try to understand me &
don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of you,
so don't play with my life .
Santa telling to Mosquito..
English |
5311Ghasita Hawaldar:Tujhe apna Laptop bada karwana hai..?
Santa : Haanji, but kaise..?
Ghasita Hawaldar: Oh ji very simple,
isme se window nikaal te darvaaja fit kara le..
Punjabi |
20Rekha, too, has been nominated to Rajya Sabha. Now it makes a full Nirma detergent team :
Hema,
Rekha,
Jaya
aur
Sushma!
Sabki Pasand NIRMAA!
Hindi
40Teacher asks a kid: What are the two latest versions of Java..?
Kid says: Marjava and Mitjava.
English
10A small boy wrote letter to Shivji:
Oh my dear God , please give me a bicycle.
One week passed. Usko cycle nahi mili.
Tab usne Ganesh ji ki moorti dekhi aur
use apne ghar le aaya.
Again he wrote a letter..
Mr Shivji, aapka beta mere kabze mein hai,
agar beta chaahiye to give me a bicycle in 24 hours..
Hindi
13817A punjabi lady talking in English to a Dr. about her sick child.
"My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da na sleep da,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nalay nak v leak da."
Punjabi
♥ Recommended for You »
- Essence Is Collected When Noise And Biases Are Filtered Out ..
- Yun Na Mil Mujhse Khafa Ho Jaise Saath Chal Mauj E Darya Ho ..
- Goodness Shouts Evil Whispers Balinese Proverb Goodness Speaks In A ..
- There Is No Thanksgiving In Russia But If There Is One ..
- There Are Moments In Life When You Miss Someone So ..
- Shram Se Hi Sab Kuch Hot Hai Bin Shram Mile ..
- Teri Banda Parwari Se Mere Din Guzar Rahe Hain Na Gila ..
- In EnglisH GooD NighT In DesI ShubH RatrI In UrdU ..
- Mehfil E Jahaan Se Yun Ruksat Hue Woh Ke Ab Kis Chiraag Se ..
- Threads Of Rakhi Unite Together Memories To Make This Day A ..
लाल बूढ़क्की छू..
anagram quiz
About Us
Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.
The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..
What's more
Moderated Content
SMS Rating
Quality Improvement Initiative
On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.
You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.