If your dog is fat,
you aren’t getting enough exercise.

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I always wonder why birds choose
to stay in the same place
when they can fly anywhere on the earth,
then I ask myself the same question.
- Harun Yahya

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English |

Sometimes its better to bunk a class
and do masti with friends because
today when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do..!!

40

English |

Charlie Chaplin's 3 heart touching statements:
1. Nothing is permanent in this world ..Not even our problems.
2. I like walking in the rain because nobody can see my tears.
3. The most wasted day in life is the day, in which we have not laughed.

10

English

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One should never laugh upon anyone
seeing their present condition as
the enormous power of time
can turn simple coal to diamond..

10

English |

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly
and for the same reason.

10

English |

मुझे चाँद पर जाने की ख़्वाहिश नहीं
दे सको तो निर्भया - दिशा के हत्यारों को फांसी दो
बहन - बेटी का हो जहाँ सम्मान ऐसा संसार दो ..

325

Hindi |

एक शख़्स ने अपनी इतनी फ़ज़ीहत करवाई
जब भी पड़ा थप्पड़ तो उसे tweet याद आई
जंग में पयादों के मरने का ग़म
उफ़ ये मोहब्बत उफ़ ये रुसवाई ..

20

Hindi |

6 Logics-
1. Make peace with ur past so it doesn't spoil ur present.
2. What others think of u is none of ur business.
3. Time heals almost everything, give time, some time.
4. Don't compare ur life with other's,
u have no idea what their journey is all about.
5. Stop thinking too much,
it's alright not 2 know all d answers.
And
6. Smile !! U don't own all d problems in d world ..!

10

English

When you stop chasing the wrong things
you give the right things a chance to catch you..

30

English |

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