10Money may not be everything, but it sure keeps the kids writing to parents!
One college kid wrote home,
"Dear folks, I've been worried sick, because I haven't heard from you.
Please send me a check so I'll know you're okay."
English |
61Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
- Hemant Singh
Nazrein jhuka-ke sharma-ke galiyon se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Le lo..Bartan……
Hindi |
72Dhirubhai calling from heaven ..
Beta mukesh apna reliance INDIA moblie kaisa chal raha hai..?
Mukesh: Papa, kuch sunaai nahi de rahaa hai,
aap mere Idea waale number per call karo.
Hindi
146Ek aadmi STD shop per phone karne jaata hai
aur STD waale ko 2 thappad maarta hai. Kyon..?????
Kyonki STD shop ke baahar likha tha,
dial karne se pehle 2 lagaayein.
Hindi
20Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??
Because they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist.
"Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari!!"
Hindi
20Rekha, too, has been nominated to Rajya Sabha. Now it makes a full Nirma detergent team :
Hema,
Rekha,
Jaya
aur
Sushma!
Sabki Pasand NIRMAA!
Hindi
90How to sleep faster:
- Vidhi
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..
English |
30Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye,
Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye..
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Woh RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gaye..
Hindi |
00Dialogue by a boy in Love :
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun.."
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Later he realised:
" Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi..."Details:
This SMS reminds us of the days when at exam times we used to pray to God for good scores.Recepients:
To Friends..Timing:
- Sumit Nigam
Any time of the year. Also at exam times.
Hindi |
195Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.
Hindi
13617A punjabi lady talking in English to a Dr. about her sick child.
"My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da na sleep da,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nalay nak v leak da."
Punjabi
00Ek Maa ki request hai,
Please agr free msg ho to itna felao ki us ke bete tak pahuch jaye!
Beta RAMESH,
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaat choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao.
Hindi |
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