21"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
English |
21Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
English |
00This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
English |
20It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
English |
01Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
English |
63Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..
Hindi |
22Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?
Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.
English |
10A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!
English |
20A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..
English |
20A bully is always a boss
be it school or office..
English |
23Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?
English |
21A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
English |
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