Motorist: Say, this darned car won't climb a hill!
You said it was a fine machine!
Dealer: I said: 'On the level it's a good car.'

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English |

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Hasti thi hasti thi
Baalon ko lehraati thi
dekh kar sharmati thi,
kuch soch kar phir muskurati thi
aaj pataa chala
Saali PAAGAL thi.

40

Hindi

आज मैं सोच रहा था
जब बिना शादी क़े
बुआ और चाचा बना जा सकता है तो
बिना शादी के फूफा और चाची
क्यों नहीं बन सकते .. ??

- Krishna Yadav

11

Hindi |

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition..

- Vidhi
21

English |

When you are watching,
when you are playing,
when you are sad,
when you are glad,
when you are mad,
when you are upset,
when you have problems,
just call me,
coz my incoming is FREE!

20

English

Pati mobile , Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.

10

Hindi

Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??
Because they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist.
"Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari!!"

20

Hindi

Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.

20

Hindi

Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.

206

Hindi

Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,
barfeeli hawaaon mein,
jheel ke kinaare baithe Raanjhe ko
Heer ne kya kahaa..??
Ve moeyaa Hero na ban..
Sweater pehen le.

22

Hindi

Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell-a- Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE..

02

English |

Physics would have been much, much easier
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.
if
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if
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the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple!

14

English |

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