Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

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English |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

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English |

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

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01

English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

20

English |

What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

152

Hindi |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

00

English |

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

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10

English |

Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

20

English |

I am without any task
but why are you..

10

English |

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