Message na karke dil tor diya mera.
Ab mobile dafna dena.
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal odha dena.
Koi pooche rog kya tha
to nazre jhuka ke apni kanjusi bata dena..

21

Hindi |
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Jaam kadwaa hai
per itna bhi nahi ki peeya na jaye,
zindagi mein gham hain
per itne bhi nahi ki jiya na jaaye,
maana sms ke charges hain
per itne bhi nahi ki kiya na jaaye.

30

Hindi

U've good Style,
U've good Class,
U've good LOOKS,
U've good Face,
U've good Charm,
U've good Brains,
oops Sorry
galat number per msg bhej diya.....

30

Hindi

Purushottam shri Ramchandraji ko lanka safar ke liye
500 bandaro ki zaroorat hai.
499 pahoonch chuke hai.
sms milte hi turant niklo.
JAI SHRI RAM!

11

Hindi

U are a DOG.
gussa ho?????
DOG means Darling Of Girls
Happy ?????
has rahe ho?????
sach mein kutte ho.

52

Hindi
spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg

Open with Love
mujhe tumse kuch kehna hai
wahi baat jo dil ko choo jaaye
wahi Love " id="link5" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke 3 akshar
3 Golden Words
"Sudhar Ja Naalayak.."

10

Hindi |

Gabbar: Arre o sambha.. yeh sms padhne waalaa
insaan hai ki langoor..?
Sambha: Sardaar agar reply kiya to insaan ..
nahi kiya to langoor.
Abhi pataa chal jaayega.

47

Hindi

The smoothy jasmine hide alone and came drunk..!

Samjhe nahi? Chalo hindi mein bataate hain

Chikni Chameli
Chhup ke akeli
Pauaa chadha ke aayi.

Improve your ENGLISH also.

93

Hindi |

Earth may stop rotation
birds may stop flying
candles may stop melting
fishes may stop swimming
but your brain will never work..

20

English |

Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
AAHISTA BOLO...
Yahaan tak aawaaz aa rahi hai..!

63

Hindi

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
ek sawal ka jawab do.
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki: Bihar mein.
Ladke: Yahi pat jao, itne dooor jaane ki kya zaroorat hai..

40

Hindi

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