Boss To Santa: Finish This Pile Of Files And I Will Quotes

Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..

A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..