229Insan ko bolna seekhne mein 2 saal lagte hain.
Lekin "Kya" bolna hai..
Yeh seekhne mein puri jindagi nikal jaati hai..
Hindi |
20Be someone's choice, reason, priority
but never an option..!
English |
20Why are we made to WRITE with PENCIL when we are SMALL
& later on with PEN?
Because MISTAKES
made at that time are allowd to be ERASED
but not later on!
English
30Old age is when one starts
turning off lights
for economical
rather than
romantic reasons.
English
21A drop of water when falls on a lake
it looses it's identity, looses it's shine,
looses it's shape..
But when it falls on a shell it becomes a pearl.
Moral: Company matters.
English
20The ups & down in life are also very important to keep us going.
B'coz a straight line even in an "E.C.G." means we are not Alive.
English |
194अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..
Hindi |
40Sometimes its better to bunk a class
and do masti with friends because
today when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do..!!
English |
10A great revolution is never the fault of the people
but of the government.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
English |
143Toofano se keh do
ki tehzeeb mein rahein;
raet ke gharondo ko nishtar to
khamosh hawaaein bhi kar deti hain..
Urdu |
00To be happy with a man,
u must understand him a lot n
love him to a certain extent.
But 2 be happy with a woman
u must love her a lot n
try NOT to understand her at all.
English
10Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!
English
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