Sir: Akbar Kaun Tha? RAJ: Pata Nahin. SIR: Padhai Ki Taraf Dhyan Quotes

Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
RAJ: Pata nahin.

SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?

SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..

Teacher to student-homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student-sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir,maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
Student-paani nahi tha sir
Teacher-arey, pani kyu ni tha?
Student-sir motor ni chal rahi thi.
Teacher-huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua?
Student-kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.

If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: What�s this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."