As Long As Teachers Give Tests, There Will Always Be Prayer Quotes

As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..

World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..

One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."

The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.

Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

History sir was on leave.
So science sir was asked to set the paper.
The very first question shocked students:
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..