As Long As Teachers Give Tests, There Will Always Be Prayer Quotes

As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..

On Teacher's Day Santa sends one SMS to his Teacher:
Master ji, Tuhadi kutt te gaalaan ne mainu banda bana ditta,
nahi te main dangar da dangar hi rehna c..

The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..

Teacher to student-homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student-sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir,maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
Student-paani nahi tha sir
Teacher-arey, pani kyu ni tha?
Student-sir motor ni chal rahi thi.
Teacher-huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua?
Student-kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.

As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..

Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..