As Long As Teachers Give Tests, There Will Always Be Prayer Quotes

As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..

Teacher to student-homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student-sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir,maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
Student-paani nahi tha sir
Teacher-arey, pani kyu ni tha?
Student-sir motor ni chal rahi thi.
Teacher-huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua?
Student-kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.

If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

On this speacial Teacher's Day,
i one of your many students
Wish You a Long, Healthy and Prosperous Life .
Happy Teacher's Day!

One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."

If I subtract my scores then yes
all my Teachers were Great..

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..