40Ki hoya je lag gayi usnu mehndi,
aapaan v sehra sajaawaange,
saanu pata si oh saade naseeb wich nahi,
hun usdi choti behen fasaawaange.
Punjabi
50Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya
Baaraat + Baja = Dulha Aaya
Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya
Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!!
Hindi
02This msg is strictly for smart & cute readers.
Since you have received this
it's obviously a technical error.
The sender deeply apologizes.
Sorry for the inconvenience..
English |
47Gabbar: Arre o sambha.. yeh sms padhne waalaa
insaan hai ki langoor..?
Sambha: Sardaar agar reply kiya to insaan ..
nahi kiya to langoor.
Abhi pataa chal jaayega.
Hindi
11I am Me
and honey,
that's something
you will never be..
English |
43wxy wxy wxy
wxy wxy wxy
wxy wxy
nahi samajh aaya..?
ulta karke dekho.
Jab seedha nahi samajh aaya to ulta kya khaak samajh aayega.
Hindi
22Who said English is easy? Fill in the following :
1. ..... I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ..... I don't have SENSE.
3. ..... I am STUPID.
English
00Gadha har waqt udaas kyun rehta hai..?
22 terian tu hi jaane..
Punjabi
00I get so emotional when you are not around.
That emotion is called Happiness.
English |
54Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Hindi?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was hindi..??
Hindi
01Doctors and nurses are waiting for an operation of a mental.
But operation not yet started..
Becoz mental patient busy in reading sms.
Jaldi padho.
Hindi
50Girls are like Internet Viruses,
they ENTER ur life ,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their problems,
DELETE ur smile, and
HANG u forever..
English
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