Why Did Santa Put The New January Calendar In The Quotes

Why did Santa put the new January calendar in the freezer.......??????
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Because he want his new year to start in a cool way........

Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?



Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"

Banta: Cigarette pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai..?
Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

Santa : Oye! murge di tang kithe aa..?
Waiter: Sir, murga langda tha.
Santa : Aur dil?
Waiter: Sir, woh murgi le gai.
Santa frustrated: Abey dimaag to hoga..?
Waiter: Sir, Murga bhi sardaar tha.

Santa in london went to hotel to eat chicken.
He forgot the english name.
Waiter: What do you like to have, sir?
Santa : Egg's mother..

10 people beating a sardaar,
but he was laughing..
A man asked,
"Why are you laughing?"
Sardaar: Main Joginder hun,
yeh log mujhe Parminder samajh ke maar rahe hain!!

Kid : I need a burger.
Santa : But that's stale roti.
It becomes puffy as it expires..