A Boy Said I Love U To A Girl But Girl Replied: Quotes

A boy said I Love U to a girl
But
Girl replied: Sorry i Love someone else.

The boy in sad mood looked at the girl & said










Batau tere baap ko..

Whenever I drive under a yellow light,
I always kiss my finger and
tap it on the roof of the car.
- Jared Padalecki

Inerviewer: What is recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife ' that critical phase of life is called recession.

If doctors start making films
titles wud be:
kabhi funsi..kabhi jakham
hum blood de chuke sanam
maine mbbs kyon kiya
ab tumhaare hawaale operation saathiyon
humaara stethoscope aapke paas hai
mujhe kuch kaatna hai
kaho na bukhaar hai
appendix mil gaya
kal patient ho na ho.

एक घर में 2 गधे थे
एक का नाम था "तू गधा "
और दूसरे का नाम था "मैं गधा "
एक दिन "तू गधा " घर से बाहर गया
तो बताओ घर में कौन बचा ??

A scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out.
He asked members of the audience to raise their hands.
As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again.
He then said,
"Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: 'Many hands make light work."

Raah chalte agar koi ladki aapko bhai bol de, to
?
?
simple use zor se ek chanta maro,
aur bolo
"Yahan kahan ghoom rahi hai..?
Chal ghar.."