10Sirf ek mohabat hi nahi hoti duniya me dard ki wajah. . . . .
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darwaaze me aayi hui ungali bhi kambakht jaan nikal deti hai..
Hindi |
50Ek aadmi kabristan se guzar raha tha.
Achanak uski nazar ek kabr par padi, jis pe likha tha
"Imandaar Waqeel"
Usne do-teen martaba padha, aur bahut hairaan hua, fir bola:
"Kamal hai kisi ne ek kabr me do aadmi dafan kar diye hain."
Hindi |
40Jab koi itna khas ban jaye
- Rd
uske baare mein sochna ehsas ban jaye
to maang lena khuda se use zindagi bhar ke liye
isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS ban jaye..
Hindi |
01I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
English |
00The trouble with having an open mind,
of course, is that
people will insist on coming along and
trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett
English |
4513A boy called a girl early in the morning.
- Maano Billi
Boy: You are my baby.. My love .. I love You.
Girl doesn't replied.
Boy: Kuch te bol yaar.
Girl: Sorry phaaji, main swere-swere
jhooth nahi boldi..
Punjabi |
30Commerce professor asks a student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Student: Father-in-law
English |
147Jo is waqt bor ho rahe hain,
Ye PROGRAM sirf unke liye hai.
Batayen Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha..?
Nahi pata..?
Jawab janiye is Break ke baad.
BREAK
- Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay
- Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS
- HERO HONDA dhak dhak go
- Panteen
Katrina ki pasand aur aapki?
- Surf Excel
Dadi ek minute
- Dew
Kyunki dar ke aage jeet hai
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Welcome Back..
Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
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Road pe lagaya gaya tha..
Hindi |
90How to sleep faster:
- Vidhi
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..
English |
121A stranger to a child: Beta, itni chocolate khaoge to bimaar ho jaoge!
- Vidhi
Bachcha: Mere dadaji 100 saal jiye thhe.....
Stranger: Vo chocolate khate thhe?
Bachcha: Nahi vo apne kaam se kaam rakhte thhe....
Hindi |
41Bus itna hi kaha tha ki main barso ka pyasa hun
usne pipe muhn mein daal kar motor hi chala di..
Hindi |
62आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
पड़ा हुआ तेल भी ले गई
तड़का लगाने के लिए ..
Hindi |
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