Sirf ek mohabat hi nahi hoti duniya me dard ki wajah. . . . .
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darwaaze me aayi hui ungali bhi kambakht jaan nikal deti hai..

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Hindi |

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Devdas: Babuji ne kaha haveli chod do,
Maa ne kaha paro ko chod do,
ek din aayega jab paro ka bachcha kahega:
"Mamu, zaraa school chod do"!

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Hindi

One special surprise for you, close ur eyes .
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1..
Surprise cancelled.
Tum ne aankh band hi nahi ki..

21

Hindi

A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.

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Dhirubhai calling from heaven ..
Beta mukesh apna reliance INDIA moblie kaisa chal raha hai..?
Mukesh: Papa, kuch sunaai nahi de rahaa hai,
aap mere Idea waale number per call karo.

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Hindi

They keep saying the right person will come along;
I think a truck hit mine.

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A naughty kid was sitting on the toilet but potty was not coming.
After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted:
Aley aa jaa yaal,
main tujhe khaa thori jaunga..

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Hindi |

Every takeoff is optional.
Every landing is mandatory.

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You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.

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Ek aadmi kabr par baitha tha.
Musaafir ne poocha darr nahi lagtaa..?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai..?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi..to baahar aa gaya.

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Hindi

Ek Chinti aur Haathi ko Prem ho gaya..
Chinti ke Maa-Baap ne Shaadi se inkar kar diya..
Reason poocha to kaha:
Ladke ke daant Baahar hai!!

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Hindi

If Columbus had Girl Friend ,
he might have never discovered America because..
GF: Where are you going..?
With whom..?
How are you going..?
To discover what..?
Why only you..?
What should I do when you are gone..?
Can I come with you..?
When will you be back..?
Where will you stay..?
Will you miss me..?
Columbus: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush..!

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