Quote on self respect:
I don't care
If anyone doesn't like me..
Because
I am born to express..
Not to impress everyone.

- Hemant Singh
30

English |

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Ek ajeeb haqiqat:
100 Rs. ka note bahut zyaada lagta hai
jab kisi gareeb ko dena ho aur
bahut kam lagta hai jab kisi hotel mein baithe hon.
Teen minute bhagwaan ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai magar
teen ghante ki film dekhna bahut aasaan hai.
Poore din office ke baad gym jaana nahi thakaata magar
jab apne hi maa-baap ke pair dabaane hon to hum thak jaate hain..

226

Hindi

थोड़ी राहत मिली है
हैदराबाद के दोषी मारे हैं
उन्नाव और दिल्ली के दरिंदे अब भी ज़िंदा हैं
बोलो कब उनकी बारी है ??

373

Hindi |

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When man's attachments are deep,
their divine endowments are shallow.

00

English |

ज़िन्दगी का एक नाम संतुलन भी है
और यह विचारों में भी होना चाहिए ..

55

Hindi |

जो दे रहे हैं तुम्हे फल पके - पकाये हुए
ये पेड़ तुम्हे मिले हैं लगे - लगाये हुए
ज़मीन ओढ़ कर सोये हैं सारी दुनियाँ मैं
न जाने कितने सिकंदर थके - थकाए हुए
ये जरुरी है शेर - शायरी खुद लिखी जाये ?
खरीद लाएंगे कपडे सिले - सिलाए हुए
हमारे मुल्क़ में खादी की बरकतें हैं मियां
चुने - चुनाये हैं सारे छटे - छटाये हुए ..

Jo de rahe hain tumhe fal pake-pakaye hue
ye ped tumhe mile hain lage-lagaye hue
zamin odh kar soye hain sari duniyan mein
na jane kitne sikandar thake-thakaye hue
yeh zaroori hai sher-shayari khud likhi jaye?
kharid layenge kapde sile-silaye hue
humare mulq main khadi ki barqate hain miyan
chune-chunaye hain sare chhate-chhataye hue..

33

Hindi |

Life is full of - Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham..
When it ends - Na Tum Jaano Na Hum..
So lets do masti..who knows - Kal Ho Na Ho..

30

English

If you are not paying
you are  not the customer
but you are the product..

11

English |

Things we must be thankful for:
1. Worries at the start of day: means u are still alive.
2. Clothes that don't fit anymore: means u are getting gud food.
3. The mess to clean after a party: means u hv friends around u.
4. Roof that needs fixing: means 've got a house.
5. Taxes to pay: means aren't unemployed.
6. Quarel with relatives: means u hv a family.
7. A msg on ur mbile: means u hv sumone who remembers u & wishes u well.

50

English

When best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called Oscars.
When best actors are chosen by people, it's called an election.

00

English |

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