एक बार संता को उदास बैठा हुआ देख कर बंता ने उस से पूछा;
बंता: ओये संता क्या हुआ बड़ा उदास बैठा है?
संता: बस यार एक मुश्किल में पड़ गया हूँ समझ नहीं आ रहा कि क्या करूँ!
बंता: अरे ऐसी भी क्या बात हो गयी?
संता: कुछ नहीं यार बस इतनी सी परेशानी है कि अगर बीवी मेकअप करती है
तो खर्चा बर्दाश्त नहीं होता और
अगर मेकअप नहीं करती तो बीवी बर्दाश्त नहीं होती!

- Hemant Singh
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Men are idiots and I married their king.

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

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Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

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