102 things r Xtremly difficult
-To plant ur idea in some1's head
-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
English
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
English
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
00Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
English
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
00Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :
1. Mother.
2. Wife .
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
10Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.
Hindi
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