302 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.
So which platform are you working on?
English
91Patient to Doctor:
Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gayaa.
Doctor: Jaanta hun..
thappad ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi..
Hindi
30Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya.
Pappu: Ab main ye roti nahi khaounga.
Papa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pheni hui thi.
Hindi
20Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
English |
21"Cow" and "Cat" rishte mein behne hain.
.
.
.
.Now you must be thinking ki kaise?
.
.
.
.Jyada na socho..
.
I m telling you.
.
.
Gaaye Maata hoti hai aur Billi Mousi..!
Hindi |
32Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Aaj humaaraa bhi bank balance hota agar dada deewana na hota!
Hindi
219 arab 89 crore
10 lakh 69 thousand
and 004.
Daro mat, yeh mera bank balance nahi
mobile no. hai..!!
Hindi
30Shaadi main ek BEAUTIFUL ladki.
Ladke se: Aap dance karoge..??
Ladka style me bola: Yes..
Ladki pyar se: Toh fir aapki kursi main le jaau..
Hindi |
20The first 5 days after the weekend
are always the hardest..
English |
00Every tear is a sign of-
Onions,
Every silence is a sign of-
Zero balance,
Every smile is a sign of-
Daily brushing..
LIFE is simple
Don't make it complex..
English |
10The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter
concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among
the members of the congregation.
The letter opened in this form:
"Dear Friends:
"I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen,
because I know you so well."
English |
20Ghollu: Yaar mhari madam nu kahve thi, ke bhais ka dhoodh peen teh dimaag tej hove h.
Mollu: Gappe mare hai susri, jo nu hotta to mhara katra engineer na hotta..?
Hindi |
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