Teacher: How Many Planets Are There? Santa: Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, ...wagerah...wagerah... Teacher: Quotes

Teacher: How many planets are there?
Santa : Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, ...wagerah...wagerah...
Teacher: Aur batao?
Santa : Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata rani ki kirpa hai. Aap sunao.

After boarding AC Double Decker Express train Santa exclaimed,
Paise bachaane ke liye dekho
ek train ke upar
doosri train rakh kar chalaa rahe hain.
Banta: Oh nahi yaar,
upar waali train mein petrol khatam ho gaya hoga..

Banta - What is pin-drop darkness?
Santa - If you drop a pin and can't find it
then it is pin-drop drakness..

Banta: What is Target credit card breach..?
Santa : It is the target to breach credit cards.

Santa opens the door of his car,
when suddenly another car came along
and hit the door,
ripping it off completely.
Santa to Police Officer: Look what they've done to my Car! He whined.

"You are so materialistic, you make me sick!", retorted the officer.
"You're so worried about your car,
that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh no!", replied Santa ,
finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's my Rolex..?!"

Santa goes to a Police station & says,
"Mujhe phone per dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain."
Police : Kaun phone karta hai?
Santa : Phone company waale bolte hain BILL na diya to KAAT denge.....

Santa ki girlfrnd romantic mood me...
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai.. Aa jao..!!
Santa - tu mere ghar aaja,
mere ghar sab log hai,
Tera man lag jayega...!!