Train Me Baithi Ladki Ne Platform Par Khade Ladke Se Pucha: Kaun Quotes

Train me baithi ladki ne
platform par khade ladke se pucha:
kaun sa station hai ye...??
Ladka: friendship karogi to bataunga..
Ladki: hey bhagwan !
DELHI AA GYA!

Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.

A boy said I Love U to a girl
But
Girl replied: Sorry i Love someone else.

The boy in sad mood looked at the girl & said










Batau tere baap ko..

Every tear is a sign of-
Onions,
Every silence is a sign of-
Zero balance,
Every smile is a sign of-
Daily brushing..
LIFE is simple
Don't make it complex..

The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend :
"It is only to me that such misfortunes happen."
"What's the matter now?", inquired his friend .
The pessimist answered dolefully:
"Don't you see that it is raining..?"

A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.

Kal hum bhi jashan-e-aazadi manate lekin
Hum se koi jhandiyaan cheen kar le gaya..