00Santa : Aaj Tere Mobile Pe Bade
"I LOVE U" Ke Msg Aa Rahe Hai, Kya Baat Hai?
Banta: O Kuch Nahi Yaar, Apni Aaisi Kismat Kaha,
Aaj Toh BIWI Ka Mobile Laya Hu..
Hindi
00Santa 's boss asked him.
Santa : How can you possibly manage
to make so many mistakes in one day?
Santa : I get up very early, Sir.
English
00Accident ke baad.
Driver: Maine car ki headlight ON kar ke bataya tha ki
pehle mjhe nikalne do.
Santa : Maine bhi to wiper chala ke bataya tha ki 'na kaake na'.
Hindi
20Santa goes to a Police station & says,
"Mujhe phone per dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain."
Police : Kaun phone karta hai?
Santa : Phone company waale bolte hain BILL na diya to KAAT denge.....
Hindi
11Girl: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach ?
Santa : I can eat 6 apples
Girl : you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz
when you eat the 2nd apple tht's not an empty stomach..
Santa : Wow super joke I'l tell my friend ..
Santa to friend : how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach..?
friend : I can eat 10
Santa : Pagal.. 6 bolta to mast joke sunata..
Hindi |
11Santa and doctor loves the same girl.
Santa gives her an apple daily.
Girl surprised and asked why.
Santa : An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
English
00Santa : oye banta machli khayega?
- Tarun Goma
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa : oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena..
Hindi |
00Santa gives dictation test to the students.
Last bench students said that they are unable to hear,
so Santa replied,
"Ok i will write on the board."
English
00Santa pravachan sun ke ghar aaya
aur apni biwi ko godh mein utha liya.
Biwi: Pravachan mein romance sikhaya hai kya?
Santa : Nahi, pravachan mein kaha ki apne dukhon ko khud uthaao.
Hindi
10What is a PJ, someone asked Santa .
Santa replied, "When you see too many pizzas,
you call them PeeJe.."
English |
20Accident hua Bahut Bhid thi,
Santa ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha to
woh zor se chillaya "Ye mera BAAP hai"
Bheed peeche hati to dekha GADHA MARA THA.
Hindi |
00Santa calls up White Huose.
Santa : I want to be the next President of USA.
Obama: Are you mad..?
Santa : Why? Is it compulsory..?
English |
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