30A memory lasts forever and
never does it die.
True friends stay together and
never say Good Bye.
English
![mani_01_thought.jpg mani_01_thought.jpg](/sms/new/img/mani_01_thought.jpg)
002013 is at the door
- Vikas Umrao
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly, love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably, and
Never regret anything that made you smile.
English |
01Where facts cannot be found,
legends fill the empty space..
English |
10Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. - Parkinson's Law
English |
20Why are we made to WRITE with PENCIL when we are SMALL
& later on with PEN?
Because MISTAKES
made at that time are allowd to be ERASED
but not later on!
English
![thinking-duck.jpg thinking-duck.jpg](/sms/new/img/thinking-duck.jpg)
00When man's attachments are deep,
their divine endowments are shallow.
English |
00If we can't change ourself
we have no right to change the world ..
English |
10A bad attitude is like a flat tyre,
you can't go anywhere until you change it..
English |
00Quality cannot be independently derived from either mind or matter.
But it can be derived from the relationship of
mind and matter with each other.
Quality occurs at the point at which
subject and object meet.
Quality is not a thing. It is an event.
- Robert M. Pirsig
English |
03We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..
English |
356"KHUSH HOON"
Zindagi Hai Chhoti,
Har Pal Me Khush Hun.
Office Me Khush Hun,
Ghar Me Khush Hun.
Aaj Paneer Nahi Hai,
Daal Me Hi Khush Hun.
Aaj Gaadi Nahi Hai,
Do Kadam Chal Ke Bhi Khush Hun.
Aaj Doston Ka Saath Nahi Hai,
Photo Dekh Ke Hi Khush Hun.
Aaj Koi Naraaz Hai,
Uske Is Andaz Me Bhi Khush Hun.
Jisko Dekh Nahi Sakta,
Uski Awaaz Me Hi Khush Hun.
Beeta Hua Kal Ja Chuka Hai,
Uski Meethi Yadon Me Bhi Khush Hun.
Aane Wale Pal Ka Pata Nahi,
Sapno Me Hi Khush Hun.
Hanste Hanste Yun Hi Beet Jaye Zindagi ,
Bas Har Pal Sabko Khushi De Kar Khush Hun.
Agar Dil Ko Chhua To Reply Karna,
Nahi To Aise Hi Khush Hun.!
Hindi
10Small things in life hurt a lot,
like you can sit on mountain but
not on a PIN!
English
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