Teacher To Student-homework Kyun Nahi Kiya? Student-sir, Light Nahi Thi. Teacher-toh Mombatti Quotes

Teacher to student-homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student-sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir,maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
Student-paani nahi tha sir
Teacher-arey, pani kyu ni tha?
Student-sir motor ni chal rahi thi.
Teacher-huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua?
Student-kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..

Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.

A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.

If I subtract my scores then yes
all my Teachers were Great..

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..