Vidaai Ke Time DULHE Ka Mobile Baja, DULHAN Ne Thapad Maar Quotes

Vidaai ke time DULHE ka mobile baja,

DULHAN ne thapad maar diya....?

Ringtone thi-

"Dil me chupake pyar ka armaan le chale,
hum aaj apni maut ka saaman le chale"

How to sleep faster:
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..

What is attitude ..?
Three ants saw an elephant coming.
1st ant - We'll kill him.
2nd ant - We'll break his legs.
3rd ant - Leave him dude, he's alone,
and we r three.. that won't be fair.

Aurangzeb: Senapati batao ki hum
Shivaji ko kyun nahi dhund pa rahe hain?

Senapati: Kyunki Maharaj hum Mooghal (Mughal) hain Google nahi..

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Girl: Which laptop do you have..?
Boy: Eight-core processor, wxga LED display, 8GB RAM, 2TB HDD & 2GB graphics card.
And which one do you have..?
Girl: PINK wala..!

At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!


Gues d name of dat book?



"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"

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