Do CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the...

Tabhi ek SHER ne lift mangi..

To ek CHUHA bike se utar kar bola-

"soch le,

fir teri Maa kahegi ki Gundo ke saath ghum raha tha."

10

Hindi

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Dil aur Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq Hai
K Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte Hain
aur Is Dil mein SIRF
Aap
KI
"BHABHI" Rehti hai,
saalo har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo.

40

Hindi

Ishq mein ye anjaam paaya hai,
haath paer toote, muh se khoon aaya hai,
Hospital pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaaya hai,
"Bahaaron phool barsaao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.."

10

Hindi

A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.

15

English |

Girl: Which laptop do you have..?
Boy: Eight-core processor, wxga LED display, 8GB RAM, 2TB HDD & 2GB graphics card.
And which one do you have..?
Girl: PINK wala..!

21

Hindi |

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

01

English |

Ni Ni Sa sa re re sa sa re re
Saaa reee saa ree dha maa pa
dha maa pa dha Nii sa re
ga ma re pa
He He..
bas karo mere Indian Idol..

14

English |

Today's Top 3 Pakau Shayaries-
1. Teri adao pe main jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
2. Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
3. Apne ghamon ko bas dil me daba lo..
Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

11

Hindi |

Boss : Pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiyan li hain,
kabhi bimari to kabhi honeymoon to kabhi bachche ki bimari.
Ab kya hai?
Employee: Sir, kal meri shaadi hai.

20

Hindi

धोखा मिला जब प्यार में
ज़िन्दगी में उदासी छा गई
सोचा था छोड़ देंगे इस राह को
कम्बख्त उसी दिन मोहल्ले में दूसरी आ गई ..

190

Hindi |

Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"

10

English |

75 years old lady ne newspaper mein ad diya,
Zaroorat_e_Rishta
After some days a letter arrived,
"Iss umar mein Rishte nahi, Farishte aate hain.."

03

Urdu |

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